IT VACANCY

HEAD, INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY

FIRST DEGREE; MINIMUM OF 2ND CLASS UPPER
IN COMPUTER SCIENCE; PROFESSIONAL QUALIFICATION-
AN ADVANTAGE

EXPERIENCE: 8 YEARS; AT LEAST 2 IN LEADERSHIP ROLE
IN A FINANCIAL INSTITUTION

AGE: NOT MORE THAN 35 YEARS

SEND RESUME+APPLICATION TO: Getjobs2008@yahoo.com

OPPORTUNITIES IN THE FAST FOOD INDUSTRY

1. ACCOUNTANTS [REF: AA003]
B.SC/HND
2 YEARS EXPERIENCE PREFERABLY IN FAST FOOD INDUSTRY
WILLING TO WORK LONG HOURS AS WELL AS BE ABLE TO MEE
DEADLINES FOR PRODUCING RELEVANT REPORTS

2. PRODUCTION MANAGERS [REF: OP004]
B.SC/HND
3 YEARS EXPERIENCE
GOOD UNDERSTNADING OF CURRENT PRODUCTION TECHNIQUES
FOR A WIDE RANGE OF PRODUCTS; GOOD UNDERSTANDING OF
PRODUCTION SCHEDULING AND THE ABILITY TO EFFECTIVELY
MONITOR QUALITY OF PRODUCTS PRODUCED

3. STORE KEEPERS [REF: OK005]
HND
2 YEARS EXPERIENCE
GOOD ORGANIZATIONAL AND RECORD KEEPING SKILLS

4. SUPERVISORS- SALES&PRODUCTION [REF: OS006]
HND
1 YEAR EXPERIENCE
ABLE TO WORK LONG HOURS WITH MINIMAL SUPERVISION
MUST HAVE GOOD LEADERSHIP QUALITIES

5. CATERERS- FAST FOOD & LOCAL CUISINES [REF: OC007]
OND
2 YEARS EXPERIENCE
MUST BE A TEAM PLAYER AND SHOULD BE TRAINABLE

6. BAKERS- PASTRY & CONFECTIONERY [REF: OB008]
4 YEARS EXPERIENCE
WORK WITH MINIMAL SUPERVISION WITH GOOD RECORD
KEEPING ABILITIES

7. FRONTLINE STAFF [REF: OF009]
SSCE
TO FILL POSITIONS OF CASHIERS, COUNTER-ASSISTANTS,
LOBBY ASSISTANTS


APPLY [2 WEEKS FROM DATE OF POSTING]:
THE H.R. MANAGER
P.O.BOX 56034 FALOMO
LAGOS

CENTRIK VACANCIES

THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS LISTED BELOW ARE
AVAILABLE FOR IMMEDIATE ENGAGEMENT:

1. SONOLOGIST/SONOGRAPHER: 3 YEARS EXPERIENCE

2. SECRETARY/RECEPTIONIST: PROFICIENT IN ALL
MS OFFICE APPLICATIONS

3. OFFICE/ADMIN/ACCOUNTS CLERK: ABILITY TO KEEP
ACCOUNT RECORDS

4. SALES/MARKETING EXECUTIVES: PROFICIENT IN ALL
MS OFFICE APPLICATIONS

5. SHOP FLOOR SALES EXECUTIVE

ALL POSITIONS REQUIRE PEOPLE WHO CAN COMMUNICATE
EFFECTIVELY IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE [SPOKEN&WRITTEN]

APPLICATIONS SHOULD BE SENT TO:
THE ADVERTISER
P.OBOX 6260 FESTAC TOWN
info@c-centrik.com

DEADLINE: 2 WEEKS

MANAGEMENT TRAINEES

A REPUTABLE MANUFACTURING COMPANY URGENTLY
REQUIRES SERVICES OF QUALIFIED APPLICANTS
FOR THE FOLLOWING POSITIONS:

1. MANAGEMENT TRAINEES [MECHANICAL&ELECTRICAL]
HND OR B.SC [MECHANICAL OR ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING]
WORKING EXPERIENCE IN SIMILAR ENVIRONMENT WILL BE
AN ADVANTAGE.

IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE, CANDIDATES MUST POSSESS
THE FOLLOWING SKILLS: GREAT ANALYTICAL SKILL,
TECHNICALLLY SOUND, COMPUTER LITERATE, EXCELLENT
COMMUNICATION SKILL, TEAM PLAYER

2. MACHINIST

3. SEWING MACHINE MECHANICS

QUALIFICATIONS: OND IN RELATED FIELD, NABTEB,
WAEC TECHNICAL OR CITY&GUILDS
3-5 YEARS WORKING EXPERIENCE IN ENGINEERING AND MAINTENANCE

AGE: MGT TRAINEES- NOT MORE THAN 30 YEARS
AGE: MACHINIST AND SW-MECHANICS- NOT MORE THAN 35

SEND CV+APPLICATION TO:
THE ADVERTISER
P.O.BOX 589
APAPA

SHORTLISTED CANDIDATES WILL BE CONTACTED BY EMAIL AND PHONE.

TEACHING JOBS

TEACHERS WANTED: WITH NCE, B.ED OR M.ED
IN THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS -

1. MATHS
2. ENGLISH LANGUAGE
3. PHONICS & DICTION [ENGLISH LANGUAGE]
4. ECONOMICS
5. YORUBA LANGUAGE
6. FRENCH LANGUAGE
7. INTRODUCTORY TECHNOLOGY
8. TECHNICAL DRAWING

ALL APPLICATIONS TO:
BRILLIANT CHILD COLLEGE
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ON OR BEFORE TUESDAY 4TH, MARCH, 2008
WITH PHONE NUMBER[S]. ALL SUCCESSFUL APPLICANTS
SHALL BE CONTACTED ON PHONE FOR THE INTERVIEW.

FEMALE ADMINISTRATOR WANTED

FEMALE, GOAL-DRIVEN, INNOVATIVE, OPEN TO NEW METHODS,
VEER INTO NEW TERRAINS.

WILL YOU BE THE PERSON?

A FIRST DEGREE IS ESSENTIAL. BACKGROUND IN EDUCATION/
YOUNG PEOPLE AN ADVANTAGE.

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CONDOM QUIZ-2 WINNERS...

AND THE WINNERS ARE:

1. ULOMA NGOZI -08056675987 [chillings89@yahoo.com]

2. IBELEME AHAMEFULA -08061340598 [tricey9ja@yahoo.com

3. UCHENNA EDWIN -08080372044 [cinder2006@yahoo.com]

4. MFON AKANGSON -08036158577 [jacky_mfon@yahoo.com]

5. NKEM 'FAB' -07035061123 [sugarking02@yahoo.com]

6. SAM IBELEME -08036997142 [samibeleme@yahoo.com]


Congratulations guys. Wow, six winners! Please leave a
Comment on this blog to let folks out there know this is for real; not
some phantom quiz. Best wishes!

CONDOM QUIZ - 2 ANSWERS

ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK QUESTIONS AND
WINNERS OF THE RECHARGE CARDS

1.Which feature of the VA w.o.w. Condom Feminine helps
anchor it inside the vagina?

b. A round sponge inside the closed end of the condom


2.In what percentage of acts of vaginal intercourse do condoms
Slip off the penis?

a. 1 to 5 percent


3.What is the average global age for having sex for the first time?

b. 19


4.When is a “safe” time for a girl to have unprotected sex so that she
Will not become pregnant?

b. There is no “safe” time of the month


5.Which is the most common STD transmitted through oral sex?

b. Herpes

WWW.FOOL

FOOL'S PARADISE...

welcome to fool’s paradise
where exists no parasite
about a new craze me a neophyte
of this thing called web site
first is me looking for email
that my pal me could exchange mail
to do this me will fail
for my email address reads:
fool@paradise.dontcom
to this no one hooks up
soon this email packs up

ozie says email’s nothing
that i should get something
something live and direct
to hook up with the wild wild world
ozie says web site is something
me then should get a web site
a world wide window for me a neophyte
that goes faster than email and pmail

as me finishes reading ozie’s correspondence
should me say what coincidence
i raise my head in my residence
catch sight a buxom spider spinning her own web of residence
at a conspicuous site in my residence
in my presence
elated my eyes shine bright
and my joy knows no height
i watch this spider with delight
spinning its web to fabricate
a wide web intricate
for me to communicate

this spider me removes from its site
for other sites she could fabricate
and me communicate
at every spun web this spider me will extricate
eureka! me finds a web site to participate
to the wide wild world to communicate
through this web site intricate
me then calls ozie to investigate
my exquisite site

ozie calls me a fool.com
but me likes that name
and names my web site:
www dot fool don’t com!

[wrote this poem in 2001; then i knew nothing about internet. there was this friend of mine who always told me about the fascinating net…i didn’t care much. ozie would never believe am blogging now! my friend is late!]