ADVERTISING & PUBLIC RELATIONS VACANCIES

1. CLIENT SERVICE MANAGER
5 YEARS EXPERIENCE
BRANDING ENTHUSIAST WITH
HUMANITIES OR SOCIAL SCIENCE DEGREE
OR ITS EQUIVALENT

2.PUBLIC RELATIONS MANAGER
5 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN THE MEDIA
OR PR CONSULTANCY
RELEVANT DEGREE COOUNTS

3. BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT MANAGER
FIRM GRASP OF ADVERTISING AND PR
PROCEDURE; MINIMUM OF 1ST DEGREE
AN MBA ADVANTAGE

4. ACCOUNTS CLERK
MINIMUM OF WASC REQUIRED
2 YEARS EXPERIENCE

ALL APPLICANTS MUST BE UNDER 35 YEARS
MEMBERSHIP OF APCON OR NIPR IS A MUST FOR
1 & 2. SEND CV + LETTER TO : strategicpositions2007@yahoo.co.uk
DEADLINE: 20/02/08

EXECUTIVE BUSINESS SCHOOL VACANCIES

1.LECTURERS FOR ACCA EXAMS
QUALIFIED ACCOUNTANTS
2 YEARS TEACHING EXPERIENCE

2.MARKETING EXECUTIVES
BSC/HND IN ANY FIELD
PREVIOUS MARKETING EXPERIENCE ADVANTAGE
FIXED MONTHLY ALLOWANCE PLUS PERFORMANCE
RELATED COMMSSION

APPLY: contacts@ebsng.com DEADLINE: 20/02/08

HOSPITAL VACANCIES

1. DOCTORS [FULL TIME]
RESIDENTIAL AND NON-RESIDENTIAL
2-10 YEARS EXPERIENCE

2. NURSES [RNM, BSC]
MIDWIFERY AND CROWDED OPD EXPERIENCE

APPLY: THE MD, P.O.BOX 6063 FESTAC OR
EMAIL: toniaamaka2000@yahoo.com

MULTINATIONAL VACANCIES****

1. COMMERCIAL MANAGER [LAGOS, NIGERIA]
2. QUALITY MANAGER, POWER [PORT HARCOURT]
3. SENIOR QUANTITY SURVEYOR [LAGOS]
4. QUANTITY SURVEYOR, POWER [PORT HARCOURT]
5. COMMISSIONING ENGINEER
6. CIVIL ENGINEER
7. PROJECT MANAGER [www.Careerstructure.com]
8. PRINCIPAL LOGISTICS SPECIALIST – GAS PROCESSING MARKET [www.jobTonic.com]
9. QUANTITY SURVEYOR [KANO, LAGOS]
10. QUANTITY SURVEYOR, POWER / OIL & GAS [PORT HARCOURT]
11. RESIDENT SITE ENGINEER – POWER [www.londoncareers.net]
12. OPS CONTROL CENTRE MANAGER [CV-LIBRARY…www.cv-library.com]

***you can check out these vacancies at: www.workcircle.com***

THURSDAY VACANCIES

SIMBA GROUP OF COMPANIES

1. BUSINESS HEAD, BANKING & INSURANCE [ST001]
MBA IN MARKETING AND SELLING OF BANKING/INSURANCE
SOFTWARE SOLUTIONS

2. BUSINESS HEAD ERP [ST002]
MBA MARKETING
5-7 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN SALES&MARKETING OF BRANDED
ERP SOLUTIONS

3. SALES MANAGER [ST003] TECHNOLOGY
GRADUATE, PREFERABLY WITH POST GRADUATE QUALIFICATION
IN MARKETING
4-5 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN BRANDED TECHNOLOGY PRODUCTS
[SOFTWARE BOX SOLUTIONS] TO CORPORATE AND GOVERNMENT
BODIES

4. IMPLEMENTATION&SUPPORT CONSULTANT [BANKING] [ST004]
4-5 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN IT DEPARTMENT OF A BANK
HARDCORE TECHNICAL EXPERIENCE ON CORE/RETAIL BANKING SOLUTIONS

5. IMPLEMENTATION&SUPPORT CONSULTANT-BANKING [ST005]
4-5 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN IT DEPARTMENT OF AN INSURANCE
COY OR PROJECT LEADER/PROJECT MANAGER OF A SOFTWARE
COY PROVIDING INSURANCE SOLUTIONS

6. NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR [SN001]
2-3 YEARS EXPERIENCE

7. SALES MANAGERS/SALES EXECUTIVES FOR IP BACKBONE
AND INFRASTRUCTURE [SN002]
GRADUATE IN ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONICC ENGINEERING
2-5 YEARS EXPERIENCE
EXPERIENCE IN SELLING OF CISCO PRODUCTS ADVANTAGE

8. MANAGER [CUSTOMER SUPPORT] [SN003]
GRADUATE WITH 5 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN VSAT
AND WIRELESS RADIO TECHNOLOGIES, NOC OPERATIONS,
KNOWLEDGE OF MRTG, NAGIOS

9. VSAT/RF ENGINEERS [SN002]
1 YEAR EXPERIENCE IN VSAT AND WIRELESS RADIO INSTALLATIONS
LAN AND WAN EXPERIENCE

AGE PROFILE FOR POSITIONS 1&2 WILL BE 30-35 YEARS AND FOR OTHERS WILL BE BETWEEN 28-32 YEARS

WALK IN INTERVIEWS WILL BE HELD FOR POSITIONS ST002&ST003 FROM 10A.M.-4P.M. ON SATURDAY, 16TH FEB 2008.
CANDIDATES WHO MEET THE CRITERIA MENTIONED SHOULD CALL:
07027766033, 01-7762929, AND 08075118734 FOR TIME SLOT/VENUE

SEND CV+APPLICATION TO: hrd@simbaonline.net
DEADLINE: 20/02/08

CONDOM QUIZ – PART 2

ANSWERS TO TUESDAY QUESTIONS AND
WINNERS OF THE RECHARGE CARDS

1. C – Up to 8 hours
2. B – 1.8 Billion
3. C – The Food and Drug Administration

• Ibeleme Aham – smokekingg@yahoo.com
• Oscar Enenia – oscy_81@yahoo.com

Congratulations guys. More power to your elbow. Please leave a
Comment on this blog to let folks out there know this is for real; not
some phantom quiz. Best wishes!


THURSDAY QUESTIONS [answer all correctly]

1.Which feature of the VA w.o.w. Condom Feminine helps
anchor it inside the vagina?
a. Spermicide
b. A round sponge inside the closed end of the condom
c. Glue
d. Vegsco

2.In what percentage of acts of vaginal intercourse do condoms
Slip off the penis?
a. 1 to 5 percent
b. 20 to 25 percent
c. 50 to 55 percent
d. 16 to 24 percent

3.What is the average global age for having sex for the first time?
a. 16
b. 19
c. 18
d. 21

4.When is a “safe” time for a girl to have unprotected sex so that she
Will not become pregnant?
a. On the first day of her period
b. There is no “safe” time of the month
c. Just after her period is finished
d Around four in the morning

5.Which is the most common STD transmitted through oral sex?
a. Hepatitis C
b. Herpes
c. Chlamydia
d. Genital warts
e. Staphylococcus

***Closing date: Tuesday, February 19, 2008

THE TRIGGER TALE...part seven

“I think we should take him to the hospital”, as he poured himself some cold water from the dispenser, handing another cup to Atiko.

“Don’t be hysterical! He’s only having a fit of stress- nightmare. By the time he wakes up I’m sure he’ll be fine,” Atiko assured Funki, as she pressed her chest against his. She used her teeth to draw his lips apart…caressed his chin. He kissed her on the forehead and downed the remaining water left in the cup. He threw the cup in a corner and did the same to Atiko’s. They stood face to face to - two passionate lovers- just a breath apart. With his left hand he was unbuttoning her shirt and with the right hand stroking her tresses; she heaved as the buttons were undone. They kissed. He started to pull off the shirt from her body…

“Come on, you shameless he-goat!” Atiko stopped Funki, as beads of sweat began to form a halo on his forehead with his heart beating a hyper-rate. “Remember, don’t forget, no fornicator shall inherit God’s kingdom!”

“Why then have you been leading me on all this while?” Funki retorted, trying to put her shirt back in shape. Rather than button up the shirt he became to caress her chest- Atiko gave him a light knock on his head. “Hey young man, are you going to rape your fiancée!” she said as she gently pushed him away. “Aren’t you ashamed treating a lady this way- in front of your friend?”

“But-,” Funki was protesting.
“But me no buts,” his fiancée quickly cut in.
“But he’s sleeping…” he said finishing his statement.
“No-no-no! if you really want to touch and caress my body when and how you want it make me your wife as soon as possible- until then, embargo on kissing and unbuttoning of my shirt, or trying to be ungentlemanly”.
“What a heck- Miss Moral!”

“Handy!” he jumped out of his chair as he screamed.
“Ozi!” the lovers exclaimed in unison. “Relax baby,” Funki said as he walked towards Ozi, who looked dazed like someone who had just escaped a dragon-guarded dungeon. “It’s a nightmare. You’ll be fine”.

“Come, sit on the sofa,” Funki beckoned. Ozi stood still with the word stupefied describing him. “Come baby,” Atiko repeated the invitation, as she walked towards him. “No, I’m dead!” he said, gesturing to her not to come any closer. “You’re what!” she said- an interjection rather than a question. “Dead man tells no tale, you know? You must be kidding. It’s been a nightmare. You survived it.”

“I was killed,” Ozi said not relenting. “OK. You were killed! Why are you still alive talking? Cut the craps my friend,” Funki said in exasperation. “Just come and sit down dead or alive,” he told Ozi as he dragged him to the sofa. The three were seated. They all sat there looking morosely at nothing.

“Was it all in a dream- some nightmare? I heard people mourning that I had died,” Ozi began looking at his best friend.
“I saw you and Atiko crying uncontrollably…why?” he asked as he threw his hands into the air in resignation. He shook his head and turned his face in Atiko’s direction. She smiled at him as she held his hands tenderly, as if reassuring him that it was just a terrible nightmare and now relax we are with you. He tried to force a smile back but failed; his countenance was of one who was befuddled.

“Do you want anything? You want us to take you to the hospital? Or you want us to leave you alone?” Funki queried in succession.
“Come on dear…don’t bury the poor guy with your questions!” she said. She looked at Ozi again, kissed him on the forehead and said: “Do you want to tell us about the dream; you don’t have to if you don’t want to. Maybe it will make you feel better sharing with us what you just experienced in your dark moment.”

“Do you guys think am going gaga or something like it?” he asked. “Well, I am not a psychiatrist. So I wouldn’t know,” his friend retorted.
“Tell us your dream,” Atiko suggested.

Ozi heaved a sigh. He looked into the empty void and shook his head. His two friends looked at him patiently- they wanted to have a peek into his troubled mind.

TEXTURE OF DARKNESS

glimpses of foggy feelings
outlined in rough texture of darkness
cataclysmic sadness enshrouded
in sunken sockets
of eerie eyes in broken skull

my fears are my self

immortal thoughts bargaining an end
adult eyes immobiled by painted devil
dilating pupils picturing a final closure
deathly sight of holes of hidden hearts

my fears are my self

unshared soul divided by self
self-shut self-hidden self-sold
in dungeon of nothingness
in cold blood of sudden cessation

BOBOLAIYEFA

i am Bobolaiyefa
begging bread on Lagos left-over streets
with the bleating goats and barking dogs struggling with me
i am the common face unknown in the neighbourhood
the miasma that hangs around selfish lives

i am Bobolaiyefa
bending down below earth’s below to feed
on earth’s rottenness
what brought me here is not madness
it is you and my people’s mindlessness

i am Bobolaiyefa
who are you and who is your father?
have you heard wisdom out of insanity?
know not life’s travails yet you claim wisdom
who taught you its lessons?

i am Bobolaiyefa
enter my shoes and tell where they pinch
is everything inch by inch a cinch?
see your incurable madness around me
but how many of you think!