WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
marriage.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going
to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel
Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last
letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except
that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and
kills you with his bills.

Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading
such mails......