Saturday, 9 February 2008

THE TEN OFFICE COMMANDMENTS



I. Thou Shalt Have No Other Life Beside Work

II. Thou Shalt Not Download Any Craven Images

III. Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of The Manager Thy God in Vain

IV. Remember the Sabbath Day to Work and Keep it Holy

V. Honor Thy Punctuality and Confidentiality Agreements

VI. Thou Shalt Not Kill Time

VII. Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery On Office Furniture or Equipment

VIII. Thou Shalt Not Steal Thy Employer's Yellow Sticky-Notes

IX. Thou Shalt Not Wantonly Xerox Thy Posterior

X. Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Cubicle, Nor His Stapler, Nor His Three-Hole Punch
[Writer unknown]

3 comments:

peacetee said...

Must display this on my desk @ work - cool

Anonymous said...

I will do the same too. I hope oga beibee doesn't mind?

beibee said...

i really don't mind.
peacetee; thanks for dropping a line!