Saturday, 9 February 2008

WHAT DO YOU THINK?



Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either".

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
marriage.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going
to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office : A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.

Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel
Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last
letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word
OPPORTUNITY.

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except
that he got caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and
kills you with his bills.

Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading
such mails......

3 comments:

Studio 5i said...

I must say i disagree with the marriage & computer engineer notions given.
We cmp engineers do much more dan read mail, as a mtr if fact reading mails isnt in our job discription.

N hw can u say marriage is an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master. Ladies stp being single 2 u no. Pls both parties cling to each other n deprive theirselves of certain things to enjoy certain benefits.

Anonymous said...

you made good points ma sister.
i just want to second you.
i feel you too. beibee, see what we are saying? or, what do you take us for?

beibee said...

studio 5i, oh, your comment!
thanks for your words- well, as the subject of the "mischievous" write-up says what do you think?
and here you are giving your opinion...well taken!

what you disagree on, someone may agree on.

and the anonymous seconder...no probs. let's see what others may say.