Saturday, 9 February 2008
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper
with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the
notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students
without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by
the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a
way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine
will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going
to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your
strenuous home life.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know
more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during
life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in
such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel
Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last
letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except
that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and
late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before
elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and
kills you with his bills.
Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading